The Freudian Drive-thru
(This is an ice cream shop with a drive-thru.)
Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Yeah, two burgers with bacon.”
Me: “Sir, we actually don’t have burgers… just ice cream.”
(Upon hearing this, the customer looks up to see the burger chain next door.)
Customer: “How did I end up in this line?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?