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    The Fox Is Already Out Of The Bag

    | Nevada, USA |

    Caller: “Hi. You put foxfire on my computer. How do I get rid of it?”

    Me: “Do you mean Firefox? I put that on there at the request of your son.”

    Caller: “I don’t have a son.”

    Me: “Well, I would recommend that you use it to avoid having the same problem I fixed last week. If you really want to remove it, I’ll guide you through that over the phone.”

    Caller, to someone else: “Why did you tell him you’re my son? I don’t want the computer-people to know anything about me!”

    Other person: “Dad, I’ll show you how to use Firefox. You don’t need to call them.”

    Caller, to me: “Well, I guess it’s okay. This…kid I know…wants to show me how to use it.”

    Me: “No problem. Can I help you with anything else?”

    Caller: “No. Just remember that I don’t have a son!”