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The Flesh Is Bright But The Mind Is Dimming

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Me: “Okay, sir, just a few x-rays and we’ll be done.”

Patient: “Please make it quick. I don’t want to glow when I

Me: “No, sir, I promise you won’t glow. That’s just an x-ray joke.”

Patient: “It’s dark out! I can’t glow or I’ll be seen!”

Me: “Sir, I swear you will not glow.”


Me: *gives up* “…The glow afterward is so faint, no one will ever see it.”

Patient: “Oh…okay, then. Proceed…”