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    The Effect Of High Tide On Man-In-The-Moon Bowlers

    | California, USA |

    (Note: We are 2 blocks away from the beach.)

    Customer: “Your lanes are crooked.”

    Me: “Sir, I assure you they are not crooked; we have lane inspectors that come in every 8 weeks and check for that kind of thing.”

    Customer: “No! MY LANE IS CROOKED! Every time I bowl, the ball goes to the right!”

    Me: *glancing at the clock* “Well, you know, it’s about 1:30. The tide is coming in.”

    Customer: “That has an effect on it?”

    Me: “Oh yeah, I mean, we’re only a few blocks from the beach…”

    Customer: “Huh… well, I guess I’ll try to bowl more towards the left, then…”