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    (The phone is ringing off the hook and my co-worker finally answers it.)

    Co-worker: “Hello this is [store name], how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Do you have that guitar game that just came out?”

    (My co-worker looks to me and I confirm we only have one left.)

    Co-worker: “Yes ma’am, but we only have one left.”

    Customer: “If you hold that f***ing game, I swear I’ll bring you homemade f***ing cookies.”

    Co-worker: “It’s f***ing held.”

    (Less than half an hour later, the woman comes in to pick up her game, with a huge bag full of homemade cookies.)