Me: “Animal hospital, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, you got any prostitute dogs?”

Me: “… what, sir?”

Caller: “Prostitute dogs, do you have them there?”

Me: “I am not quite sure I understand what you are asking me.”

Caller: “My dog wont stop humping my leg. Do you have any dogs that are prostitutes that he could hump?”

Me: “Sir, those don’t exist.”

Caller: “How do I get him to stop humping me, then?”

Me: “You could get him neutered. That sometimes helps.”

Caller: “F*** NO! I ain’t choppin’ his balls off!”

Me: “I am sorry, I can’t help you.”

Caller: “That’s bull***t. I am going to find me a prostitute dog somewhere else!” *click*