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    The Devil Is In The Retailers

    | Ohio, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Good morning, ma’am. What can I help you with today?”

    Customer: “Do you have this product here?” *points to a video game in our ad*

    Me: “Certainly, ma’am. Just take that aisle down here and turn right. Near the doors are the video games.”

    Customer: “Oh, alright! Thank you.”

    (Shortly after, I get a call about TVs so head towards that section. After helping another guest out, the first guest shows up.)

    Me: “Hello again, ma’am! Want me to show you where that game is you were looking for?”

    Customer: “How did you do that?”

    Me: “Do what, ma’am?”

    Customer: “How did you appear like that? Magic?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. I just–”

    Customer: “It’s magic! You kids and your devil ways!”

    Me: “I promise it’s not magic, ma’am. I just took a shortcut.”

    Customer: “Through h***! Demon!” *storms out*