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The Devil Is Definitely In The Details
Retail | Decatur, AL, USA
Customer: “Where do y’all keep your pedophiles?”
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Customer: “You know, PED-IH-FILES!”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “Yeah, the pedophiles! They show it on TV… it’s where people trim their dog’s feet!”
Me: “Oh, Pedi-PAWS. Right this way…”
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