The Devil Is Definitely In The Details

| Decatur, AL, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “Where do y’all keep your pedophiles?”

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Customer: “You know, PED-IH-FILES!”

Me: “Um…”

Customer: “Yeah, the pedophiles! They show it on TV… it’s where people trim their dog’s feet!”

Me: “Oh, Pedi-PAWS. Right this way…”