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    The Day The Earth Revolved Around The Customer

    | San Diego, CA, USA | Uncategorized

    (I’m working in the customer service area when a woman approaches me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, we are late for the movie…”

    Me: “Okay, would you like to wait for the next show or get a refund?”

    Customer: “No. Could you please rewind the movie back to the beginning?”

    Me: “…rewind the movie?”

    Customer: “Yes, you know…PUSH rewind so we can see it from the beginning.”

    Me: “Uh ma’am, these aren’t like VCRs or DVD players…these are huge projectors that can’t be rewound. Besides that, there are already other people in the theater. All I can do is give you tickets for the next show or a refund.”

    Customer: *exasperated* “NEVER MIND!”