The ‘D’ Is Silent, The Customer Won’t Be

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Movies & TV

(I am at the ticket counter in the lobby, when a customer leaves her movie, and wanders outside to take a call. A few moments later she pokes her head back in to SHOUT at us.)

Customer: “When is it over?”

Coworker: “When is what over?”

Customer: *disgusted sigh* “THE MOVIE!”

(The theaters are not visible from the ticket counter.)

Coworker: “Which movie?”

Customer: “Ugh! THE ONE I CAME FROM!”

Coworker: “Which was?”

Customer: “Um… DiGiorno…”

Me:Django Unchained?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

(The customer gets her information, and goes back outside to take her phone calls again.)

Me: *to coworker* “Because it’s not delivery, it’s Django?”