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    The Customers We Dill With

    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Crazy Requests

    (A customer comes in the door and heads straight over to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you all sell pickles?”

    Me: “Uh, I’m sorry… do we sell what?”

    Customer: “Pickles.”

    Me: “Uh… no, we do not.”

    Customer: “Darn. I coulda sworn you guys used to sell them here. Ah, well. Where are your blank cassette tapes?”

    Me: “Uh, we don’t sell those, either.”

    Customer: “Really? Well, what about batteries?”

    Me: “No.”

    Customer: “Greeting cards?”

    Me: “Sir, this is a video rental store.”

    Customer: “…So?”