Customer: “You don’t have any candy apples?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we only make them on Fridays and they usually sell out before the weekend is over.”

Customer: “Oh. Do you get that question a lot?”

Me: “… yes.”

Customer: “I bet you get sick of it, don’t you? I bet you’re thinking, ‘B***, you see candy apples?’”

Me: *laughs*

(Sometimes, the customer is right!)