Coworker: “Hello, how may I help you?”

Caller: “I just called and made an order for delivery, but please tell the driver to wait. I have to go have bowel movements.”

Coworker: “Um, sure thing, ma’am.”

(About 10 minutes go by…)

Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”

Same customer: “You can tell the driver he can bring my food to me now. I’m done with my bowel movements.”