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    | United Kingdom | At The Checkout, Top

    (I have finished my shift and am doing my shopping at the self scan checkout, still in uniform.)

    Customer: “Excuse me can you help me? The machine’s playing up.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I’ve actually finished. I can’t log on to the system after my shift, but I can call my colleague.”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous! If you’ve finished why are you still here at this checkout?”

    Me: “I’m shopping sir, like you are.”

    Customer: “Why the h*** would you need to shop here?!”

    Me: “I still need to eat, sir.”

    Customer: “This is insane, what makes you think you have the right to eat?!”

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