The Cup Is Half Empty Kinda Guy, Part 2
(The pub has a special offer selling pints of ale for the price of a half-pint.)
Customer: “Can I have a pint of ale, please?”
Me: “There you go. That’s £1.”
Customer: “But, your sign says that a pint costs the same as a half-pint.”
Me: “It is. A pint is usually £2.”
Customer: “That is a rip-off. A pint should cost £1 anyway.”
Me: “I assure you that a pint is usually £2.”
Customer: “Forget this. I didn’t come in here to be conned. Just get me a half-pint instead.”
(I pour half of the pint into a half-pint glass.)
Me: “Here you go, sir.”
Customer: “That’s better. How much is it?”
Me: “It’s £1.”
(The customer pays, picks up his drink, and walks off happy.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?