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    The Cup Is Definitely Half Empty

    | North Syracuse, NY, USA |

    (A woman and her twelve year-old son are buying hockey equipment.)

    Me: “Okay, you’ll also need a cup & supporter for him.”

    Customer: “How do I know what size he needs?”

    Me: “The supporter is based on his waist size. Do you know his waist size?”

    Customer: “Yes, but how do I know what size the cup should be for him?”

    Me: “Well, you’d know better than me! I’d recommend the teen size.”

    Customer: “No. If he’s anything like his father, he’ll need an extra-small.”