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The Crazies Always Come Out When It’s Overcast
911 | New York, NY, USA
Me: “911, what is your emergency?”
Caller: “You have to help me! Someone has been following me all day!”
Me: “Can you give a description of the person?”
Caller: “She’s all black, taller than me, and no face.”
Me: “Ma’am…that’s your shadow.”
Caller: “A what?”
Me: “Ma’am, a shadow is seen as a reflection of yourself when the sun is at a certain angle.”
Caller: “Oh my GOD! It’s like a fairy!”
Me: “No, it–”
Caller: “OH MY GOD, EVERYONE! I HAVE A FAIRY!”
Me: “Have a nice day, ma’am.”
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