The Cow Goes Moy
(I work at a popular soy milk shop that sells all soy products only.)
Customer: “What kind of ice cream is this?”
Me: “It’s vanilla ice cream, but we used soy milk instead of milk.”
Customer: “Oh, um, how about this smoothie?”
Me: “It’s a soy milk shake.”
Customer: “And this?”
Me: “It’s hot soy milk with glass jelly.”
Customer: “Why do you have so much soy?”
Me: “Ma’am, we specialize in soy products.”
Customer: “Oh! So you have like, a soy cow, then?”
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