The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 5

(My husband and I are doing chores. To pass the time, we talk about what we would do if one of us wanted to kill the other.)

Husband: “I’d probably dump the body in the woods. Bears got you.”

Me: “Nah, you’d just poison my dinner.”

Husband: “Babe, if I wanted to poison you I’d let you eat your own cooking.”