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    The Count Would Be Proud

    , | Eugene, OR, USA | Top

    (A customer bursts into the store and slams a bag of food onto the counter and immediately starts yelling.)

    Customer: “I ordered six hamburgers and I only got…”

    (The customer starts pulling the burgers out one by one counting them loudly for the whole store to hear.)

    Customer: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!”

    (Her face turns bright red as she realizes her error.)

    Customer: “…six.”

    (The customer quickly throws the burgers back into the bag and runs out of the store.)