The Count Would Be Proud

(A customer bursts into the store and slams a bag of food onto the counter and immediately starts yelling.)

Customer: “I ordered six hamburgers and I only got…”

(The customer starts pulling the burgers out one by one counting them loudly for the whole store to hear.)

Customer: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!”

(Her face turns bright red as she realizes her error.)

Customer: “…six.”

(The customer quickly throws the burgers back into the bag and runs out of the store.)

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