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    The Commute Must Be Out Of This World

    | Ontario, Canada |

    (I have just completed a survey with this man and am now asking him for his name, where he lives age etc.)

    Me: “Okay, I just need to ask you a few questions about your demographics. ”

    Man: “Well, would you like like my Earth information or my home planet information?”

    Me: “Pardon?”

    Man: “Well, like for example: here on earth, I am 45, but on my home planet, I am 270.”

    Me: *not sure if he is serious* “Well, I think that I will take your…Earth…information. It would be most relevant to us.”

    Man: “Actually, I think I will give you both, just in case. That way, if you can’t get ahold of me here, you can try me at my home planet. ”

    (The man proceeded to give me both sets of information, including his Earth name, Andrew, and his other name…Qinjax.)