Only Engaging With One Of You

(My friend (female) just got engaged to her long distance BF who lives near my family. She knows my family, and is always going on with them about ‘approving’ girls I date. I am driving her to her fiancé’s place on a visit home, but we stop for dinner. The waitress ignores her, but waves me to a single stool at the bar.)

Me: “Uh, seating for two.”

Waitress: “Of course, sweetie.” *clears a booth* “What do you want to drink?”

Me: “Just water for me.”

Waitress: “Okay, B R B.” *spelt out as she starts to walk off*

Friend: “And MEEE; I want a pop!”

Waitress: “Fine.” *leaves*

Friend: “Really! I’m RIGHT here! Seriously, she doesn’t know you didn’t give me this shiny ring!”

Me: “Haha, so already no tip for her?”

(Later, the waitress brings out two separate checks without asking. When she returns our cards, with mine there is a napkin and a number on it.)

Friend: *grabbing and tearing napkin* “No, I don’t care how cute she is! Just, no! I’m telling your mommy!”

Me: “Haha! No potential girlfriend, but at least she didn’t charge me for the dessert you stole from me!”