Crafty Methods
(My fiancée is busy doing craft stuff at her desk.)
Fiancée: “Why is there a modem on my craft desk?”
Me: “Because I put it there to make you ask that.”
Fiancée: “You just wanted me to put rhinestones and glitter on it, didn’t you?”
Me: “Yes, I wanted you to make it a bedazzlingly broken modem…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
