November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

The Color Of Death

| Canton, OH, USA | Funny Names, Technology

(A customer comes in looking for a new ink cartridge for his printer.)

Customer: “Yeah, I was wondering if you could help me find ink?”

Me: “Sure! Do you know the brand, number, and color you need?”

Customer: “Yeah, it’s [Brand] number eight cyanide!”

Me: *pauses for a few seconds, not sure if he’s joking* “Um, yeah. It’s right over here.” *give him the cyan ink*

Customer: “Great, thanks so much for your help!”

(I don’t have the heart to correct him as he continues on his merry way!)