The Color Is Titillating Pink

| Auburn Hills, MI, USA | Rude & Risque

(I work at a novelty store. We sell, among other things, adult “love toys”, one of which is made to look like a tube of lipstick to provide some discretion. A woman in her mid 30s sets one on the counter.)

Customer: “Do you know what color this is?”

Me: “It’s hot pink, ma’am.”

Customer: “Even when you put it on?”

Me: “Ma’am, this isn’t really a lipstick.”

Customer: *confused* “Then, what is it?”

Me: “It’s a vibrator, miss.”

Customer: “Oh! Oh my…I don’t think I want this anymore.”