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    The Child May Get A Himself Complex

    | Eugene, OR, USA |

    (I was working at the registers as a lady walked in with a child in a stroller. One of the other employees walked up to her.)

    Employee: “Aw, what a cute baby. What’s his name?”

    Customer: “God.”

    Employee: “You named the kid after God?”

    Customer: “No, I named him God.”