Me: “Hi! What can I do for you?”
Customer: “I’d like an iced grande breve.”
Me: “A latte?”
Customer: “I don’t have to say latte!”
Me: “I know what you mean, ma’am, but you should be careful. If you order that somewhere else, you might just get a cup of iced half and half.”
Customer: “I don’t have to order like that at [ice cream store]!
Customer: “They’re less needy at [ice cream store]! It takes too much effort to get what I want here! GROW UP!”