The Bruce Lee Fantasy Will Have To Wait

(I’m ringing up a middle-aged mother for a Nintendo Wii System she’s buying for her son.)

Me: “Would you like to buy a Nunchuk as well?”

Customer: “H***, YEAH!”

Me: *taken aback by her enthusiasm* “All right… the Nunchuk is $19.99.”

Customer: “Only twenty bucks? My kid’s gonna love it.”

Me: *holding up the controller* “Uh, the Nunchuk is a controller… It’s just this right here.”

Customer: “Oh… then never mind.”

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