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    The Brewery Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Micro

    | FL, USA |

    Customer: “What sort of soda do you carry?”

    Me: “We have organic root beer-”

    Customer: “Does that taste like root beer?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Okay, I’ll take one of those.”

    (I go get her root beer and bring it back. It’s in a glass bottle. The woman stares at the bottle.)

    Customer: “This root beer. It doesn’t have alcohol in it, does it?”

    Me: “No, it does not.”

    Customer: “It says ‘beer’ on the side.”

    Me: “That’s part of the name.”

    Customer: “But, it says ‘micro-brewed’ on the side.”