The Boy Wailed When He Saw The Orca

(A young boy approaches the counter.)

Boy: “Do you have any blow-up sharks? I want to scare my friends at day camp.”

(I look through our blow up water toys. I find one, but in order to get to it I have to take several packages off the hook. In doing so, the boy sees the blow-up toy in front of the one I am aiming for. He looks at me, dumbfounded.)

Boy: “THAT is not a shark. THAT is an orca.”

Me: “I was aiming to get the toy behind it, and–”

Boy: *holds up his hands* “Never mind!” *storms off*