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    The Boy Wailed When He Saw The Orca

    | Conception Bay South, NF, Canada |

    (A young boy approaches the counter.)

    Boy: “Do you have any blow up sharks? I want to scare my friends at day camp.”

    (I look through our blow up water toys. I find one, but in order to get to it I have to take several packages off the hook. In doing so, the boy sees the blow up toy in front of the one I am aiming for. He looks at me, dumbfounded.)

    Boy: “THAT is not a shark. THAT is an orca.”

    Me: “I was aiming to get the toy behind it, and–”

    Boy: *holds up his hands* “Never mind!” *storms off*