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    The Booger-inning Of A Beautiful Friendship

    | Hurst, TX, USA | Bigotry, Food & Drink, Top

    (I’m a customer in line at a pizza place. Most of the employees are Spanish speakers, but for the most part are bilingual. The cashier speaks in heavily accented, broken English, but is very sweet.)

    Me: “I’d like a slice of chee—”

    (A customer storms up to the counter, and begins screaming.)

    Customer: “I ordered my pizza five minutes ago! Why isn’t it ready?!”

    Cashier: “It is cooking.”

    Customer: “It doesn’t take five minutes to heat up a pizza! I want my money back, and I want my pizza right now!”

    Cashier: “It is in the oven; it will be soon.”

    Customer: “I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Get me your manager!”

    Cashier: “I am the manager.”

    Customer: “I can’t understand you! Are you even legal? I can’t believe this place hires w******s like you!”

    (I have had enough, and decide to intervene.)

    Me: “Ma’am, your pizza is still cooking. They prepare them totally from scratch when you order. Her race has nothing to do with how long it takes to cook pizza, and you owe her an apology!”

    Customer: “I don’t have to listen to you, you… you… booger face!”

    (She storms off without her pizza, and I got mine for free. The cashier calls me ‘booger-face’ every time I eat there now!)