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The Blood Of Not-So-Innocents

| Ottawa, ON, Canada | Uncategorized

Customer: “I would like a discount on this shirt. It’s covered in blood! This is disgusting!”

Coworker: “I’m very sorry about this! I can give you a 10% discount.”

(The customer looks through the rest of her purchase, which is also covered in blood.)

Customer: “There’s blood on all of these clothes! This is DISGUSTING!”

(A nearby customer notices what’s going on and chimes in.)

Another customer: “Ma’am, your hand is bleeding.”

Customer: “Well…er…I don’t bleed like that!”