The Blood Of Not-So-Innocents
Retail | Ottawa, ON, Canada
Customer: “I would like a discount on this shirt. It’s covered in blood! This is disgusting!”
Coworker: “I’m very sorry about this! I can give you a 10% discount.”
(The customer looks through the rest of her purchase, which is also covered in blood.)
Customer: “There’s blood on all of these clothes! This is DISGUSTING!”
(A nearby customer notices what’s going on and chimes in.)
Another customer: “Ma’am, your hand is bleeding.”
Customer: “Well…er…I don’t bleed like that!”














