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    The Biological Clock Of Impending Doom

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    (Please note that I am a young looking 21 year old. I am processing a transaction for an older gentleman.)

    Me: “Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?”

    Customer: “Are you…” *mumbles incoherently*

    Me: *thinking he said something else* “Oh, yes, I’m new! I’m [name].”

    Customer: “No, no, I asked if you were married.”

    Me: “What? Um, no, I’m not married. Not yet.”

    Customer: “Well, you’d better get on that.” *stares judgmentally and walks away*