The Biological Clock Of Impending Doom

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Uncategorized

(Please note that I am a young looking 21 year old. I am processing a transaction for an older gentleman.)

Me: “Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir?”

Customer: “Are you…” *mumbles incoherently*

Me: *thinking he said something else* “Oh, yes, I’m new! I’m [name].”

Customer: “No, no, I asked if you were married.”

Me: “What? Um, no, I’m not married. Not yet.”

Customer: “Well, you’d better get on that.” *stares judgmentally and walks away*