Customer: “I’ll have a number seven ticket, please.”

Me: “Sure, that’ll be $2, please.”

Customer: “Thanks! I’m feeling lucky today. I hope that I win!”

Me: “Good luck! Remember, you’ve got to share with me if you do!”

Customer: “Okay!”

(He leaves and I think nothing of it as I always joke with customers about sharing winnings. A few days later, he comes back and hands me the same scratch ticket.)

Customer: “Hey! I won $50! Isn’t that great?”

Me: “Yeah! That’s awesome!”

(I do up the pay out and hand him the money, two 20s and a 10.)

Customer: *holding out the 10* “Could I get two $5 bills instead?”

Me: “Sure, there you go!”

Customer: “Thanks.” *he hands me $25* “There you go! That’s your share!”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “I said I’d give you part of the money if I won, so there you go! Have a nice day!”

(He left before I could argue. It’s people like that who make me have faith in humanity!)