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    | Dallas, TX, USA | Top

    (The customer is buying one piece of jewelry. I’m all about the environment so I try to avoid giving out bags for small purchases.)

    Me: “Would you like a bag, or do you want to put it in your purse?”

    Customer: “My purse is fine.”

    Me: “Yay! You just saved a polar bear!”

    Customer: *eyes go wide* “Plastic bags… are made out of… polar bears?!”