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| South Boston, MA, USA | Money

Customer: “The ATM won’t take my check for deposit!”

Me: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience. I’ll deposit it right now for you.”

(I start filling out a deposit slip as the customer continues complaining.)

Customer: “Your stupid ATMs never work. I always have problems with them!”

Me: “If you’ll just slide your bank card for me, I’ll be able to get your account number and make the deposit.”

Customer: “I need an account to make a deposit?!”