The Baby Steps Diet

| Canada |

Me: “Hi, welcome to [coffee shop]. How can I help you?”

Regular customer: “Hey buddy!”

Me: “How are ya today? The usual?”

Regular customer: “Nope, I cut back on my sugar. I no longer take eight.”

Me: “Oh. What can I get you, then?”

Regular customer: “I’ll get a large with seven and three quarters sugar.”