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The Art Of Ordering Without Ordering

| Olympia, WA, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(I work in a restaurant and we have three kinds of shakes available: vanilla, strawberry and chocolate.)

Me: “What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “I would like a large chocolate shake, but without the chocolate.”

Me: “You mean; you want a vanilla shake?”

Customer: “Did I say I wanted a f****** vanilla shake? I said I want a CHOCOLATE SHAKE WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE! Are you new or something?”

Me: “No, I’ve been working here for six months. How do I make a chocolate shake without the chocolate?”

Customer: “Ah, so, you’re f****** stupid?! You weren’t trained at all. I WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE, YOU UNEDUCATED LITTLE S***! My three-year-old could do your job better!”

Me: “Okay, your total is $2.50.”

(Customer throws the money on the table.)

Customer: “That’s what I thought. I just have to repeat myself to you idiots.”

(I made her a vanilla shake and handed it to her. She drank it at the table and didn’t complain at all about it.)