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    The Adventures Of Captain Obvious

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    Me: “Would you like the 4-piece meal or the 6-piece meal?”
    Customer: “What’s the difference?”

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    Me: “Would you like the quarter pound classic burger or the half pound classic burger?”
    Customer: “Which one is bigger?”

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    Customer: “How big is the 6 inch?”

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    Customer: “How many come in a four-pack?”

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    Customer: “Is your Sunday special on Sundays only?”

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    Customer: “Does your turkey chic pea chili soup have beef in it?”

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    Customer: “What flavor is your vanilla ice cream?”

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    Customer: “What’s the difference between the lemon and the vanilla?”

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    Customer: “Hi, do you sell books here?”
    Me: “This is a bookstore, ma’am.”

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    Me: “Thank you for calling Pittsford Plaza Cinema, how may I help you?”
    Customer: “Yes, hello. Are you located in the Pittsford Plaza?”

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    Me: “Thank you for calling Saltgrass Steakhouse in Meyerland Plaza where our gift cards make great holiday stocking stuffers. How may I assist you?”
    Customer: “Hi, is this Saltgrass?”
    Me: “Yes.”
    Customer: “In Meyerland right?”
    Me: “Yes…”
    Customer: “Do you have giftcards?”‘
    *click*