The Adventures Of Captain Obvious

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Me: “Would you like the 4-piece meal or the 6-piece meal?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”

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Me: “Would you like the quarter pound classic burger or the half pound classic burger?”
Customer: “Which one is bigger?”

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Customer: “How big is the 6 inch?”

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Customer: “How many come in a four-pack?”

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Customer: “Is your Sunday special on Sundays only?”

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Customer: “Does your turkey chic pea chili soup have beef in it?”

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Customer: “What flavor is your vanilla ice cream?”

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Customer: “What’s the difference between the lemon and the vanilla?”

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Customer: “Hi, do you sell books here?”
Me: “This is a bookstore, ma’am.”

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Me: “Thank you for calling Pittsford Plaza Cinema, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, hello. Are you located in the Pittsford Plaza?”

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Me: “Thank you for calling Saltgrass Steakhouse in Meyerland Plaza where our gift cards make great holiday stocking stuffers. How may I assist you?”
Customer: “Hi, is this Saltgrass?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “In Meyerland right?”
Me: “Yes…”
Customer: “Do you have giftcards?”‘
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