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    The 8th Sign Of The Apocalypse

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    Grumpy Old Man: “There’s too much salt in the shakers.”

    Me: “…”

    G.O.M.: *picks up shaker to demonstrate*

    Me: “I’m…sorry?”

    G.O.M.: “THERE’S NO SHAKE ROOM!”

    Me: “I’ll get right on that.”