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    That’s What He Thought

    | London, UK | Rude & Risque

    (A young male customer is paying by card.)

    Me: "We’re having problems with our machine at the moment, so when you put it in, just make sure you give it a good wiggle."

    Customer: *mumbles* "That’s what she said."

    Me: *I laugh*

    Customer: "Oh God, did I say it out loud again?!"