Me: “So you want to return the game then, right?”

Customer: “Yeah, and I wanna make sure I’m covered by the warranty.”

Me: “You should be, as you purchased the game within 90 days.”

Customer:“Okay, but let’s say that there are bite marks on the CD. Would the warranty still cover that?”

Me: “…I’m sorry, what?”

Customer: “I may have become a little upset when I couldn’t install the game and I might have chewed on the disc a bit…”