That’s One Giant Jump To Conclusions For Mankind

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(At our electronics store, we had a stand with a WALL-E cut-out that talked when someone walked by it.)

Movie Display: “Oooooooooh.”

Customer: “What the–sir, SIR!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “That robot just moo’d at me.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “That robot over there, he’s made fun of me because I’m fat by saying ‘MOOOOOOO’.”

Me: “Ma’am, it did not moo at you. It said ‘oooooh’. It has a sensor there for when people walk by it, making one of five pre-recorded sounds.”

Customer: *infuriated* “No! It moo’d at me! You two are covering for each other to make fun of my appearance!”