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    That’s A Very Good Point

    | London, UK |

    Customer #1: “What size needles do I need to use?”

    Customer #2: “Well, it depends on the tension of your knitting.”

    Customer #1: “Oh, I’m quite loose.”

    Customer #2: *laughs* “I wouldn’t say that in this town. You might get in trouble.”