That Would Be A Miraculous Child

(We’re learning about Adolf Hitler and the teacher mentions that he was an illegitimate child.)

Student #1: “What’s an illegitimate child?”

Student #2: “Like when a chick has a baby, but she doesn’t know who the dad is!”

Student #3: “Wait… but what if she has the baby and they don’t know who the mom is?”

(Entire class goes silent and just stares at Student #3.)

Teacher: “[Student #3], take a second and think about what you just said…”