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    That Won’t Fly In This Store

    | Boston, MA, USA | Rude & Risque

    (A disheveled, belligerent customer approaches our manager.)

    Customer: “You need to tell me why that old woman on the third floor is cussin’ me out!”

    Manager: “Another customer, sir?”

    Customer: “Yeah, she’s yellin’ at me, and you need to make her stop!”

    (The manager speaks with an employee upstairs to get the other customer’s side of the story, and then returns to the first customer.)

    Manager: “Sir, the other customer claims you exposed yourself to her.”

    Customer: “I’m a customer here all the time! You need to make her stop!”

    Manager: “Sir, I have to ask you to stop.”

    Customer: “What?! I’m a customer! Why?”

    Manager: “Because your fly is down.”

    Customer: “Well, it happens!”