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Thanks For Shopping At Quadruped, Inc.
Retail | Springfield, MO, USA
(I witnessed this interaction between a girl and her dad.)
Dad: “Are you as picky about your toilet paper as your ex-step mom was?”
Girl: “No, not really.”
Dad: “OK, grab one of those then.”
(The girl reaches for a pack that’s on its side.)
Dad: “No, no, not that one. I want one that hasn’t been touched by human hands!”
Girl: “Are you saying the store employees aren’t human?”
Dad: “Well, you’ve seen them…you be the judge.”
(I had to walk off so they wouldn’t hear me laughing.)
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