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    | Springfield, MO, USA |

    (I witnessed this interaction between a girl and her dad.)

    Dad: “Are you as picky about your toilet paper as your ex-step mom was?”

    Girl: “No, not really.”

    Dad: “OK, grab one of those then.”

    (The girl reaches for a pack that’s on its side.)

    Dad: “No, no, not that one. I want one that hasn’t been touched by human hands!”

    Girl: “Are you saying the store employees aren’t human?”

    Dad: “Well, you’ve seen them…you be the judge.”

    (I had to walk off so they wouldn’t hear me laughing.)