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Thanks For Shopping At Las Saggy Knees

| Peterborough, UK | Food & Drink, Language & Words

Customer: “Excuse me, do you have any las-ange?”

Me: “Las-ange?”

Customer: “Yes, it says on my list, ‘las-ange.'”

(He shows me a shopping list with the word ‘lasagne’ written on it.)

Me: *showing him lasagna* “Here’s the lasagna.”

Customer: “No, no! That’s lasag-knee. I want las-ange.”

Me: “Well, lasag-knee is the same as las-ange.”

Customer: “Hmm, I’d better leave it. I don’t want to upset the misses by getting the wrong stuff!”