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    Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hello?”

    Me: “Hello?”

    Customer: “Hello?”

    Me: “Hello?”

    Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”

    Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”

    Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”

    Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”

    Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”