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    | Calgary, AB, Canada |

    (An older customer calls in for tech support with his satellite receiver.)

    Me: “Okay, your signal strength is pretty good.”

    Customer: “Right.”

    Me: “Let’s just verify all your channels are coming in.”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    Me: “Can you please put it on channel 400?”

    Customer: “No problem, hold on.” *dials 4-0-0 into the telephone*

    Customer’s wife: “Give me that!”

    (She gets control of the phone.)

    Customer’s wife: *laughing* “So sorry, he’s such an idiot!”

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